If you say you don’t want this machine gun that shoots rubber bands then i think you might need to reconsider your life. Think about the hours of fun, HOURS.
The real question is, who would you shoot first? I’m going to be honest here and say that i’d be targeting @WendyTayler straight in the face, i’d make sure she had glasses on because i wouldn’t want to blind her, that would be mean. Make sure you pick the target that will give you the best reaction because after a few rubber band rounds i’m sure this machine gun will be banned from your office.
This monster is the Rubber Band Rambo, a Ukrainian invention designed by student Alexander Shpetniy (how do you even pronounce that?). Initially asking for $5000 on Kickstarter, it’s now close to the $100,000 mark. KA CHING. The Rubber Band Rambo has 16 barrels and can fire up to 14 rubber bands per second.
It has a range of 7.9 meters so will work great in an open plan office
Here is the video of Rubber Band Rambo in action.